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<span class="pseudolink">Ein</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Pseudolink</span>
 
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''<span class="pseudolink">(</span>''
 
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''<span class="pseudolink">Lat</span>''
 
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''<span class="pseudolink">.</span>''
 
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''<span class="pseudolink">Sinister</span>''
 
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''<span class="pseudolink">falsa</span>''
 
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''<span class="pseudolink">)</span>''
 
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<span class="pseudolink">sieht</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">aus</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">wie</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">ein</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">ganz</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">normaler</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Hyperlink</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">,</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">außer</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">dass</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">er</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">kein</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">echter</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Hyperlink</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">ist</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">und</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">durch</span>
 
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[[Cascading Style Sheep]] (das war jetzt ein echter Hyperlink)
 
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<span class="pseudolink">vom</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">zentralen</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Kamelopedia-Monobuch</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Ein</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">eingebunden</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">wird</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">.</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Aber</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">es</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">gibt</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">mehr</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">als</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">nur</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">diese</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">komische</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Art</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">von</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Pseudolinks</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">.</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Jedoch</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">haben</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">sie</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">alle</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">was</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">gemeinsam</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">:</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Sie</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">sehen</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">gut</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">aus</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">,</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">sind</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">dumm</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">,</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">unsinnig</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">und</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">nervtötend</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">.</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Sie</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">werden</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">in</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">einigen</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Gruppen</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">unterteilt</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">,</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">die</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">in</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">diesem</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">Artikel</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">erklärt</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">werden</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink">.</span>
 
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== Der Schlafende ''(Pseudum Cursurum Sinister faulus maximum)'' ==
 
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<span class="warten">Der</span>
 
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''<span class="warten">Schlafende</span>''
 
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<span class="warten">(bitte geh mal über die blauen Wörter in diesen Sätzen)</span>
 
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<span class="warten">ist</span>
 
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<span class="warten">ein</span>
 
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<span class="warten">bösonders</span>
 
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<span class="warten">fauler</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Link</span>
 
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<span class="warten">.</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Nicht</span>
 
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<span class="warten">nur</span>
 
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<span class="warten">dass</span>
 
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<span class="warten">er</span>
 
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<span class="warten">ein</span>
 
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<span class="warten">nutzloser</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Pseudolink</span>
 
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<span class="warten">ist</span>
 
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<span class="warten">,</span>
 
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<span class="warten">sondern</span>
 
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<span class="warten">dass</span>
 
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<span class="warten">er</span>
 
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<span class="warten">ständig</span>
 
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<span class="warten">schläft</span>
 
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<span class="warten">und</span>
 
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<span class="warten">sich</span>
 
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<span class="warten">sogar</span>
 
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<span class="warten">weigert</span>
 
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<span class="warten">sich</span>
 
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<span class="warten">selber</span>
 
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<span class="warten">zu</span>
 
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<span class="warten">unterstreichen</span>
 
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<span class="warten">wenn</span>
 
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<span class="warten">man</span>
 
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<span class="warten">auf</span>
 
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<span class="warten">ihn</span>
 
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<span class="warten">drüberfährt</span>
 
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<span class="warten">.</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Er</span>
 
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<span class="warten">bringt</span>
 
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<span class="warten">sogar</span>
 
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<span class="warten">den</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Mauskursor</span>
 
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<span class="warten">zur</span>
 
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<span class="warten">permanenten</span>
 
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<span class="warten">REM-Phase</span>
 
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<span class="warten">.</span>
 
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=== Geschichte ===
 
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<span class="warten">Vor</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Jahren</span>
 
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<span class="warten">war</span>
 
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<span class="warten">der</span>
 
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<span class="warten">"Schlafende"</span>
 
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<span class="warten">ein</span>
 
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<span class="warten">stinknormaler</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Hyperlink</span>
 
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<span class="warten">.</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Er</span>
 
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<span class="warten">war</span>
 
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<span class="warten">damals</span>
 
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<span class="warten">sehr</span>
 
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<span class="warten">beliebt</span>
 
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<span class="warten">und</span>
 
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<span class="warten">oft</span>
 
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<span class="warten">verwendet</span>
 
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<span class="warten">.</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Dann</span>
 
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<span class="warten">kam</span>
 
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<span class="warten">der</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Schlafende</span>
 
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<span class="warten">in</span>
 
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<span class="warten">die</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Pubertät</span>
 
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<span class="warten">und</span>
 
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<span class="warten">empfand</span>
 
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<span class="warten">das</span>
 
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<span class="warten">ständige</span>
 
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<span class="warten">gedrücke</span>
 
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<span class="warten">als</span>
 
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<span class="warten">unfreiwillige</span>
 
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<span class="warten">sexuelle</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Belästigung</span>
 
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<span class="warten">.</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Deswegen</span>
 
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<span class="warten">hat</span>
 
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<span class="warten">er</span>
 
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<span class="warten">so</span>
 
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<span class="warten">getan</span>
 
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<span class="warten">als</span>
 
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<span class="warten">ob</span>
 
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<span class="warten">er</span>
 
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<span class="warten">schlafen</span>
 
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<span class="warten">würde</span>
 
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<span class="warten">damit</span>
 
−
<span class="warten">man</span>
 
−
<span class="warten">ihn</span>
 
−
<span class="warten">nicht</span>
 
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<span class="warten">mehr</span>
 
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<span class="warten">anstubst</span>
 
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<span class="warten">oder</span>
 
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<span class="warten">gar</span>
 
−
<span class="warten">für</span>
 
−
<span class="warten">einen</span>
 
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<span class="warten">Zeitraum</span>
 
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<span class="warten">unaufhörlich</span>
 
−
<span class="warten">seine</span>
 
−
<span class="warten">anstarren</span>
 
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<span class="warten">würde</span>
 
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<span class="warten">obwohl</span>
 
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<span class="warten">er</span>
 
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<span class="warten">gar</span>
 
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<span class="warten">keine</span>
 
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<span class="warten">hat</span>
 
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<span class="warten">.</span>
 
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== Der Schüchterne ''(Sinister nixus Cursurum)''==
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Der</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Schüchterne</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">kann</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Berührungen</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">ebenso</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">wenig</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">leiden</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">wie</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">der</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Schlafende</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">,</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">doch</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">seine</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Strategie</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">ist</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">es</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">,</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">sich</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">vor</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">der</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">bösen</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Maus</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">zu</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">verstecken</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">.</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Das</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">klappt</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">natürlich</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">nur</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">ansatzweise</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">,</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">aber</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">immerhin</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">geht</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">einem</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">das</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Gezappel</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">derartig</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">auf</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">die</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Nerven</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">,</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">dass</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">die</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Maus</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">ebenfalls</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">das</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Weite</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">sucht</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">(</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">nur</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">in</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">neueren</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Versionen</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">des</span>
 
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<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">Feuerfuchses</span>
 
−
<span class="pseudolink zippelzappel">)</span>
 
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== Der Angsthase ''(Sinister fugatus ab Cursurum)''==
 
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<span class="noclick">Wie</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">die</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">anderen</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">Pseudolinks</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">leidet</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">der</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">''Angsthase''</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">unter</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">Berührungsängsten</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">,</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">doch</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">statt</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">sich</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">schlafend</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">zu</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">stellen</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">oder</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">zu</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">verstecken</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">läuft</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">der</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">er</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">lieber</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">vor</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">der</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">bösen</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">Maus</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">davon</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">.</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">Hierfür</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">müssen</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">ihm</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">aber</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">erst</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">Beine</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">gejavascriptet</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">werden</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">,</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">was</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">ihn</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">anfällig</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">für</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">Kamele</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">macht</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">,</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">die</span>
 
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<span class="noclick">ebenso</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">paranoid</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">sind</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">wie</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">er</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">und</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">/</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">oder</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">ihren</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">Brauser</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">zu</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">bedienen</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">wissen</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">.</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">Sein</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">größter</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">Feind</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">ist</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">aber</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">der</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">Internetz</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">Exploder</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">,</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">der</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">ihn</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">nicht</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">so</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">einfach</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">davon</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">rennen</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">lassen</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">will</span>
 
−
<span class="noclick">.</span>
 
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== Der Dumme ''(Fragea stellundus Cursurum Sinister minimum)'' ==
 
−
 
 
−
<span class="help">...</span>
 
−
<span class="help">ist</span>
 
−
<span class="help">eigentlich</span>
 
−
<span class="help">gar</span>
 
−
<span class="help">nicht</span>
 
−
<span class="help">so</span>
 
−
<span class="help">dumm</span>
 
−
<span class="help">,</span>
 
−
<span class="help">nur</span>
 
−
<span class="help">wenn</span>
 
−
<span class="help">man</span>
 
−
<span class="help">auf</span>
 
−
<span class="help">ihn</span>
 
−
<span class="help">mit</span>
 
−
<span class="help">dem</span>
 
−
<span class="help">Mauskursor</span>
 
−
<span class="help">auf</span>
 
−
<span class="help">ihn</span>
 
−
<span class="help">kommt</span>
 
−
<span class="help">.</span>
 
−
 
 
−
=== Geschichte ===
 
−
 
 
−
<span class="help">Er</span>
 
−
<span class="help">wurde</span>
 
−
<span class="help">einst</span>
 
−
<span class="help">von</span>
 
−
<span class="help">IHNEN</span>
 
−
<span class="help">entführt</span>
 
−
<span class="help">und</span>
 
−
<span class="help">musste</span>
 
−
<span class="help">IHNEN</span>
 
−
<span class="help">sagen</span>
 
−
<span class="help">wo</span>
 
−
<span class="help">sich</span>
 
−
<span class="help">des</span>
 
−
<span class="help">Schatz</span>
 
−
<span class="help">goldenen</span>
 
−
<span class="help">Kamels</span>
 
−
<span class="help">befindet</span>
 
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(hätten die genauso auch selber machen können, wenn sie [[Google]] verwendet hätten oder einfach [[:Bild:Golden Kamel.jpg]] im [[Spezial:Suche|Suchfeld]] eintippen konnten...)
 
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<span class="help">.</span>
 
−
<span class="help">Er</span>
 
−
<span class="help">wusste</span>
 
−
<span class="help">aber</span>
 
−
<span class="help">selber</span>
 
−
<span class="help">nicht</span>
 
−
<span class="help">und</span>
 
−
<span class="help">zerbrach</span>
 
−
<span class="help">sich</span>
 
−
<span class="help">den</span>
 
−
<span class="help">Kopf</span>
 
−
<span class="help">darüber</span>
 
−
<span class="help">,</span>
 
−
<span class="help">wo</span>
 
−
<span class="help">er</span>
 
−
<span class="help">Schatz</span>
 
−
<span class="help">sein</span>
 
−
<span class="help">könnte</span>
 
−
<span class="help">.</span>
 
−
<span class="help">Nur</span>
 
−
<span class="help">schade</span>
 
−
<span class="help">dass</span>
 
−
<span class="help">er</span>
 
−
<span class="help">bis</span>
 
−
<span class="help">heute</span>
 
−
<span class="help">nicht</span>
 
−
<span class="help">weiß</span>
 
−
<span class="help">,</span>
 
−
<span class="help">obwohl</span>
 
−
<span class="help">die</span>
 
−
<span class="help">Antwort</span>
 
−
<span class="help">im</span>
 
−
<span class="help">vorherigen</span>
 
−
<span class="help">Satz</span>
 
−
<span class="help">befindet</span>
 
−
<span class="help">.</span>
 
−
 
 
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== Der Hund ''(Os frass de Cursurum maximum)'' ==
 
−
 
 
−
<span class="knochen">Ist</span>
 
−
<span class="knochen">eine</span>
 
−
<span class="knochen">langweilige</span>
 
−
<span class="knochen">und</span>
 
−
<span class="knochen">"knochen"förmige</span>
 
−
<s><span class="knochen">Teule</span></s>
 
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<span class="knochen">ähm...</span>
 
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<span class="knochen">,</span>
 
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<span class="knochen">Töle</span>
 
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<span class="knochen">.</span>
 
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== Der Verkehrte ''(E Pluribus Pseudum)'' ==
 
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<span class="morepseudo">Na</span>
 
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<span class="morepseudo">was</span>
 
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<span class="morepseudo">wohl</span>
 
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<span class="morepseudo">...</span>
 
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==Links für Fixer==
 
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<span class="morepseudo">Linkfix</span>
 
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(Bitte Pseudolinks drücken)
 
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