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<span class=pseudolink>Ein</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Pseudolink</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>sieht</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>aus</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>wie</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>ein</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>ganz</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>normaler</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Hyperlink</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>,</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>außer</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>dass</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>er</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>kein</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>echter</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Hyperlink</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>ist</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>und</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>durch</span>
 
[[Cascading Style Sheep]] (das war jetzt ein echter Hyperlink)
 
<span class=pseudolink>vom</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>zentralen</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Kamelopedia-Monobuch</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Ein</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>eingebunden</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>wird</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>.</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Aber</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>es</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>gibt</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>mehr</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>als</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>nur</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>diese</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>komische</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Art</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>von</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Pseudolinks</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>.</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Jedoch</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>haben</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>sie</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>alle</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>was</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>gemeinsam</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>:</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Sie</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>sehen</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>gut</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>aus</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>,</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>sind</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>dumm</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>,</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>unsinnig</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>und</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>nervtötend</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>.</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Sie</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>werden</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>in</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>einigen</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Gruppen</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>unterteilt</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>,</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>die</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>in</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>diesem</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>Artikel</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>erklärt</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>werden</span>
 
<span class=pseudolink>.</span>
 
 
 
== Der Schlafende ''(Pseudum Cursurum Linkus faulus maximum)'' ==
 
 
 
<span class=warten>Der</span>
 
''<span class=warten>Schlafende</span>''
 
<span class=warten>(bitte geh mal über die blauen Wörter in diesen Sätzen)</span>
 
<span class=warten>ist</span>
 
<span class=warten>ein</span>
 
<span class=warten>bösonders</span>
 
<span class=warten>fauler</span>
 
<span class=warten>Link</span>
 
<span class=warten>.</span>
 
<span class=warten>Nicht</span>
 
<span class=warten>nur</span>
 
<span class=warten>dass</span>
 
<span class=warten>er</span>
 
<span class=warten>ein</span>
 
<span class=warten>nutzloser</span>
 
<span class=warten>Pseudolink</span>
 
<span class=warten>ist</span>
 
<span class=warten>,</span>
 
<span class=warten>sondern</span>
 
<span class=warten>dass</span>
 
<span class=warten>er</span>
 
<span class=warten>ständig</span>
 
<span class=warten>schläft</span>
 
<span class=warten>und</span>
 
<span class=warten>sich</span>
 
<span class=warten>sogar</span>
 
<span class=warten>weigert</span>
 
<span class=warten>sich</span>
 
<span class=warten>selber</span>
 
<span class=warten>zu</span>
 
<span class=warten>unterstreichen</span>
 
<span class=warten>wenn</span>
 
<span class=warten>man</span>
 
<span class=warten>auf</span>
 
<span class=warten>ihn</span>
 
<span class=warten>drüberfährt</span>
 
<span class=warten>.</span>
 
<span class=warten>Er</span>
 
<span class=warten>bringt</span>
 
<span class=warten>sogar</span>
 
<span class=warten>den</span>
 
<span class=warten>Mauskursor</span>
 
<span class=warten>zur</span>
 
<span class=warten>permanenten</span>
 
<span class=warten>REM-Phase</span>
 
<span class=warten>.</span>
 
 
 
 
 
=== Geschichte ===
 
 
 
<span class=warten>Vor</span>
 
<span class=warten>Jahren</span>
 
<span class=warten>war</span>
 
<span class=warten>der</span>
 
<span class=warten>"Schlafende"</span>
 
<span class=warten>ein</span>
 
<span class=warten>stinknormaler</span>
 
<span class=warten>Hyperlink</span>
 
<span class=warten>.</span>
 
<span class=warten>Der</span>
 
<span class=warten>.</span>
 
<span class=warten>Er</span>
 
<span class=warten>war</span>
 
<span class=warten>damals</span>
 
<span class=warten>sehr</span>
 
<span class=warten>beliebt</span>
 
<span class=warten>und</span>
 
<span class=warten>oft</span>
 
<span class=warten>verwendet</span>
 
<span class=warten>.</span>
 
<span class=warten>Dann</span>
 
<span class=warten>kam</span>
 
<span class=warten>der</span>
 
<span class=warten>Schlafende</span>
 
<span class=warten>in</span>
 
<span class=warten>die</span>
 
<span class=warten>Pubertät</span>
 
<span class=warten>und</span>
 
<span class=warten>empfand</span>
 
<span class=warten>das</span>
 
<span class=warten>ständige</span>
 
<span class=warten>gedrücke</span>
 
<span class=warten>als</span>
 
<span class=warten>unfreiwillige</span>
 
<span class=warten>sexuelle</span>
 
<span class=warten>Belestigung</span>
 
<span class=warten>.</span>
 
 
 
== Der Dumme ''(Fragea stellundus Cursurum Linkus minimum)'' ==
 
 
 
== Der Hund ''(Os frass de Cursurum maximum)'' ==
 
 
 
== Das Fadenkreuz ''(Cruz et Harre Pseudum Linkus minimum)'' ==
 
 
 
[[Kategorie:Artikel, die wo so aussehen, wie die Dinge, die sie beschreiben tun]]
 

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