Server Error: Unterschied zwischen den Versionen

aus Kamelopedia, der wüsten Enzyklopädie
Zur Navigation springen Zur Suche springen
K (zwischenspeichern)
K (ach ... wenn das nnur so einfach wäre ...)
Zeile 52: Zeile 52:
 
<option><div style="font-family:Verdana, Arial; font-size:14pt; color:maroon; font-style:italic; margin-bottom:1em;">Random Error.</div>
 
<option><div style="font-family:Verdana, Arial; font-size:14pt; color:maroon; font-style:italic; margin-bottom:1em;">Random Error.</div>
  
'''Description:''' A random exception occured during the [[Hinrichtung|execution]] of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the [[code]].
+
'''Description:''' A random exception occured during the [[Hinrichtung|execution]] of the current web request. Please review the exception details for more information about the error and where it originated in the [[code]].
  
 
'''Exception Details:'''
 
'''Exception Details:'''
Zeile 90: Zeile 90:
  
 
'''Source Error:'''
 
'''Source Error:'''
<div style="background-color:#ffffcc; border:none; font-family:Lucida Console, Courier New; padding: 10px 3px;">An unhandled exception was generated during the party last night. I met some SharePoint- and SQLservers and somehow I lost control. Information regarding my alcohol problems and location of the bar we visited can be identified looking at the bill below.</div>
+
<div style="background-color:#ffffcc; border:none; font-family:Lucida Console, Courier New; padding: 10px 3px;">An unhandled exception was generated during the party last night. I met some SharePoint- and SQLservers and somehow I lost control. Information regarding my alcohol problems and location of the bar we visited can be identified by looking at the bill below.</div>
  
 
'''The Bill (OMG I can't remember anything):'''
 
'''The Bill (OMG I can't remember anything):'''
Zeile 127: Zeile 127:
 
<div style="background-color:#ffffcc; border:none; font-family:Lucida Console, Courier New; padding: 10px 3px;">There is no source for an error. That's the problem. I think, a [[Programmirrer|programmer]] forgot to include a bug in this web request.</div>
 
<div style="background-color:#ffffcc; border:none; font-family:Lucida Console, Courier New; padding: 10px 3px;">There is no source for an error. That's the problem. I think, a [[Programmirrer|programmer]] forgot to include a bug in this web request.</div>
 
</option>
 
</option>
<option><div style="font-family:Verdana, Arial; font-size:14pt; color:maroon; font-style:italic; margin-bottom:1em;">The resource cannot be found.</div>
+
<option weight="100"><div style="font-family:Verdana, Arial; font-size:14pt; color:maroon; font-style:italic; margin-bottom:1em;">The resource cannot be found.</div>
  
'''Description:'''
+
'''Description:''' HTTP 404. The resource you are looking for (or one of its dependencies) could have been removed, had its name changed or is temporarily unavailable. Please review the following URL and make sure it is spelled correctly.
 +
 
 +
'''Requested URL:''' /getAllMoneyFrom{{#urldecode:{{USERNAME|Customer}}}}.js
  
 
'''Exception Details:'''
 
'''Exception Details:'''
 +
<div style="background-color:#ffffcc; border:none; font-family:Lucida Console, Courier New; padding: 10px 3px; white-space:pre;">A resource can not be found in /getAllMoneyFrom{{#urldecode:{{USERNAME|Customer}}}}.js. Maybe {{#urldecode:{{USERNAME|Customer}}}} has no money for [[wikipedia:de:Phishing|phishing]].</div>
  
 
'''Source Error:'''
 
'''Source Error:'''
 +
<div style="background-color:#ffffcc; border:none; font-family:Lucida Console, Courier New; padding: 10px 3px; white-space:pre;">Line 1: <script language="js" runat="{{#urldecode:{{USERNAME|Customer}}}}"><br><span style="color:red;">Line 2: pocket.all.getElementByAmount("€") {</span><br>Line 3: this.money = new owner("[[Kamelopedia]]")<br>Line 4: }</div>
 
</option>
 
</option>
 
<option><div style="font-family:Verdana, Arial; font-size:14pt; color:maroon; font-style:italic; margin-bottom:1em;">Server Too Busy</div>
 
<option><div style="font-family:Verdana, Arial; font-size:14pt; color:maroon; font-style:italic; margin-bottom:1em;">Server Too Busy</div>

Version vom 6. März 2009, 16:11 Uhr

Server Error in '/' Application.

<choose>

<option>
Instance of an Object reference not set to an instance of an object reference.

Description: An unhufed exception occured during the execution of the current web request. Please review your code for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

Exception Details: System.NullReferenceException. Instance of an Object reference not set to an instance of an object reference; or maybe Reference not set to a Reference of an Instance Object; or something like that.

Source Error:

An unhufed exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be found somewhere in the code below.

Somewhere here:

Line 1: or maybe ...
Line 2: ... or it is in ...
Line 3: ... probably your error is in ...
Line 4: ... it also could be in ...
Line 5: ... it has to be somewhere ...
Line 6: ... you have to find it ...
...
Line 76323546: ... Damn! I think, you missed something.

</option>

<option>
Blöd Data.

Description: A blöd exception occured during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and which of your Data is blöd.

Exception Details: System.Programmer.Intelligence.IntelligenceException: Blöd Programmer

Source Error:

A blöd exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception and who will loose his job can be found using the blöd trace below.

Blöd Trace:

I'm not shure who's Data is blöd, try one of these:
{{Extension DPL}}
Line 1:		Radrennen
Line 2:		Schiffschaft
Line 3:		Bild
Line 4:		Höcktisch
Line 5:		Glotze

</option>

<option>
The log file for database 'RecentChanges' is full. Bind some camels to free up some log space.

Description: An unhandled exception occured during the execution of the current web request. There are too many camels in recent changes. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

Exception Details: System.Special.RecentChanges.RecentChangesException: The log file for database 'RecentChanges' is full. There are too many camels.

Source Error:

An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the stack trace below.

Stack Trace:

Keine Änderungen während des angegebenen Zeitraums entsprechen diesen Kriterien.

</option>

<option>
Random Error.

Description: A random exception occured during the execution of the current web request. Please review the exception details for more information about the error and where it originated in the code.

Exception Details:

Line 1:   <choose>
Line 2: <option>Instance of an Object reference not set to an instance of an object reference.</option>
Line 3: <option>Blöd Data.</option>
Line 4: <option>The log file for database 'RecentChanges' is full. Bind some camels to free up some log space.</option>
Line 5: <option>Random Error.</option>
Line 6: <option>Rumtime Error.</option>
Line 7: <option>HTTP Error 500.0 - External Server Error.</option>
Line 8: <option>Pariser Error.</option>

Source Error:

[MediaWiki.Extension.RandomSelection: A random error occured

$wgExtensionCredits['parserhook'][] = array( 'name' => 'RandomSelection', 'url' => 'http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:RandomSelection', 'version' => '2.0', 'author' => 'Ross McClure', 'description' => 'Displays a random error from the given set.'

);]

</option>

<option>
Rumtime Error.

Description: It's Rumtime!

Exception Details: System.Party.Igotsick.DranktoomuchRum.RumException: Kotzing kamel.gif

Source Error:

An unhandled exception was generated during the party last night. I met some SharePoint- and SQLservers and somehow I lost control. Information regarding my alcohol problems and location of the bar we visited can be identified by looking at the bill below.

The Bill (OMG I can't remember anything):

Unser server hat ein Alkoholproblem.jpg

</option>

<option>
HTTP Error 500.0 - External Server Error.

Description: An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of a web request anywhere else. Please visit the webpage which has troubles for more information about the error and where it originated in the internet.

Exception Details: Don't know. An external server has a problem - not me.

Source Error:

Damn! Don't ask me! Some other f***head-server made some bullshit.

Stack Trace:

Don't piss me off! I did my job.

</option>

<option>
Pariser Error.

Description: Une erreur s'est produite pendant le parising d'une ressource exigée d'assurer l'entretien de cette demande. Reconsidérez s'il vous plaît les détails d'erreur de Paris spécifiques suivants et modifiez votre dossier source convenablement

Exception Details: Je ne parle pas français

Source Error:

Ligne 1: <script_parole="français" runat="serveur" (that's me)>
Ligne 2: Inférieure charger_page()
Ligne 3: temps.texte=heure(à_présent) & ":" & minute(à_présent) & ":" & seconde(à_présent)

</option>

<option>
Could not load file or assembly 'Server Error, Version=0815, Culture=agyptian, PublicKeyToken=null' or one or two (maybe three) of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified.

Description: An unhandled exception occured during the execution of the current server error. I'm sorry, but the stack trace for more information about the origin and location of the exception is broken, as I can't find a Server Error.

Exception Details: Maybe I should load the current web request when I can't find an error? What do you think?

Source Error:

There is no source for an error. That's the problem. I think, a programmer forgot to include a bug in this web request.

</option>

<option weight="100">
The resource cannot be found.

Description: HTTP 404. The resource you are looking for (or one of its dependencies) could have been removed, had its name changed or is temporarily unavailable. Please review the following URL and make sure it is spelled correctly.

Requested URL: /getAllMoneyFrom[].js

Exception Details:

A resource can not be found in /getAllMoneyFrom[].js. Maybe [] has no money for phishing.

Source Error:

Line 1: <script language="js" runat="[]">
Line 2: pocket.all.getElementByAmount("€") {
Line 3: this.money = new owner("Kamelopedia")
Line 4: }

</option>

<option>
Server Too Busy

Description: I have to render all these image thumbs and stupid I-am-a-so-funny-wikipedia-parody-articles 24 hours a day, seven days per week!

Exception Details: System.Web.HttpException: Server needs holidays.

Source Error:

I need holidays.

Stack Trace:

[HttpException (0x80004005): Server To Busy. Needs Holidays] System.Web.HttpRuntime.RejectRequestInternal(IBelongToATradeUnion) +146

</option>

<option>
WTF?

Description: Something terrible happened.

Exception Details: I think, you broke it!

Source Error: </option>

<option>
Error Message is too long: „Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua. At vero eos et accusam et justo duo dolores et ea rebum. Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua. At vero eos et accusam et justo duo dolores et ea rebum. Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consetetur sadipscing elitr, sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat, sed diam voluptua. At vero eos et accusam et justo duo dolores et ea rebum. Stet clita kasd gubergren, no sea takimata sanctus est Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

Description: Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.

Exception Details: Ut wisi enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exerci tation ullamcorper suscipit lobortis nisl ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis autem vel eum iriure dolor in hendrerit in vulputate velit esse molestie consequat, vel illum dolore eu feugiat nulla facilisis at vero eros et accumsan et iusto odio dignissim qui blandit praesent luptatum zzril delenit augue duis dolore te feugait nulla facilisi.“

Source Error: </option> </choose>