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Nachdem von offensichtlich völlig verwirrten und technikfeindlichen Kamelen der Vorschlag gemacht wurde, die Kamelopedia auf Handschrift umzustellen (da könnte man sie auch gleich drucken) möchte ich hier eine Gegenmaßnahme einleiten.
Vielmehr sollte die Kamelopedia vollständig auf ASCII umgestellt werden, das währe tatsächlich wesentlich platzsparender und man hätte nicht mehr so grausam-bunte Bilder.
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